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“Are you as bored as I am?” makes sense even when you read it backwards.
When people ask me “Why are you so quiet?”
When you are going out and your parents ask a hundred and one questions…

lmaogtfo:

you’re like

When you’re wearing headphones, you feel like everyone is calling you…
When websites asking for my age have the option to select 2011.

lmaogtfo:

Bitch, how would I be using a computer?

“Are you athletic?” “Yeah I surf…the internet.”
When a funny joke is told and you’re the only one laughing really loud :
When my parents have friends with attractive children.
In honor of Black Friday, come to my house and my clothes will be 100% off.